John McCain is an Alcoholic, Child-Molesting Leprechuan

Who is John McCain?

Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice.

If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts…this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States …better heed this and pray about it and share it.

We checked this out on “snopes.com”. It is factual. Check for yourself.

Who is John McCain?

Probable U. S. presidential candidate, John Sidney McCain III was born in Panama to father John, an IRISH CATHOLIC from Arizona and Roberta, a white ATHEIST from Wichita, Kansas.

McCain’s parents met at Hawaii while father John was stationed there. When McCain was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Panama. His mother then married Boozy MacFarland, an alcoholic leprechuan from Dublin who taught young John his magic secrets by harnessing the power of pink hearts, yellow moons and blue diamonds.

When McCain was 6 years old, the family relocates to Ireland where he aquired an insatiable appetite for whisky (and shepherd’s pie). He attended a SECULAR school in Dublin. He also spent two years in a Catholic school where he learned how to molest altar boys.

McCain has taken great care to conceal the fact that he is a pedophile. He is quick to point out that, “He was once a pedophile, but that he also attended Catholic school.”

McCain’s political handlers are attempting to make it appear that that he is not an alcoholic, child-molesting leprechuan.

McCain’s introduction to sobriety came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior McCain returned to Ireland soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct
influence over his son’s education.

Boozy, the second husband of McCain’s mother, Roberta, introduced his stepson to Leprechuan magic. McCain was enrolled in a Lucky Charms school in Belfast.

Leprechuanism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the magic Irish dwarfs who are now casting spells against the Americans they deem to be after their pots of gold. Since it is politically expedient to be a HUMAN when seeking major public office in the United States, McCain never wears green and always puts lifts in his shoes in an attempt to downplay his background. ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the pint of guiness and a sack of potatoes.

John Sidney McCain III will NOT recite the Pledge of Allegiance nor will he show any reverence for our flag. While others place their hands over their hearts, McCain chugs three beers and then recites the alphabet during one long, albeit impressive, belch.

Let us all remain alert concerning McCain’s expected presidential candidacy.

The Leprechuans have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, by stealing our gold and turning us all into newts. What better way to start than at the highest level – through the President of the United States, one of their own!!!!

Please forward to everyone you know. Would you want this man leading our country?…… NOT ME!!!
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This would be offensive if it wasn’t so ridiculous. However, all I did was take an actual email sent to my mother by some whacko and replace Obama’s name with McCain and the muslim references with the Irish & Catholic slurs. The actual Obama email is listed below. Let’s try and elect a president this time around with a minimal amount of nonsense.

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Who is Barack Hussien Obama?

Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice.

If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all
your contacts…this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us
here in our own United States …better heed this and pray about it and
share it.

We checked this out on “snopes.com”. It is factual. Check for yourself.

Who is Barack Obama?

Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in
Honolulu , Hawaii , to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from
Nyangoma-Kogel , Kenya and Ann Dun ham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita ,
Kansas .
Obama’s parents met at the University of Hawaii . When Obama was two year
s old, his parents divorced. Hi s father returned to Kenya . His mother
then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia.?
When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocate to Indonesia . Obama
attended a MUSLIM school i n Jakarta . He also spent two years in a
Catholic school.

Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is
quick to point out that, “He was o nce a Muslim, but that he also
attended Catholic school.”

Obama’s political handlers are attempting to make it appear that that he
is not a radical.

Obama’s in troduction to Islam came via his father, and that this
influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned
to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct
influence over his son’s education.

Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama’s mother, Ann Dunham,
introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school
in Jakarta .

Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim
terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since it
is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major public
office in the United States , Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United
Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background. ALSO,
keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NOT use the Holy
Bible, but instead the Koran.

Barack Hussein Obama will NOT recite the Pledge of Allegiance nor will
he show any reverence for our flag. While others place their hands over
their hearts, Obama turns his back to t he flag and slouches.

Let us all remain alert concerning Obama’s expected presidential
candidacy.

The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside
out, what better way to start than at the highest level – through the
President of the United States , one of their own!!!!

Please forward to everyone you know. Would you want this man leading our
country?…… NOT ME!!!

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